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“Show me your ears.”

Because some of this stuff, you could not make up if you tried.

Context: It is week #13.1 We have two days to go until our first-ever week-long Thanksgiving Break.2

A brief conversation from class this morning as we were about to start our lesson:

Student #1: If we win state,3 will you get a mohawk?4
Me: Uh… no. Pretty sure that wouldn’t look good on me.
Student #2: [Gasp!] You should tie it back in ponytail!5
Me: [Rolls eyes in silence and trying not to smile so as to encourage them…]
Student #3: ooOOooo! You could do a ponytail that goes straight up!!6 And then get your ears pierced!!!
Me: Uh…
Student #4 (who is a football player): Show me your ears.7
Me: WHAT?!?
Student #4: We’ve never actually seen your ears before.8 C’mon, just whip ’em out!9


Somehow I managed a silky-smooth transition from that into a lesson about using the Normal model with combinations of random variables. Don’t ask me how. It just happened.

Turkey week break, please come hither.

  1. Frighteningly, we are about at the halfway mark of the course in AP Stat. It’s darn near impossible for me to believe that even as I type it now. We’re halfway there…. []
  2. So everyone is getting kinda delirious. []
  3. our football team is in the playoffs []
  4. On a side-note, it has apparently become a popular pastime as of late for students to bugger me about getting my hair cut. []
  5. This is another equally foolish notion that seems to be gaining a cult-like following. []
  6. This was from a normally quiet kid who sits in front and doesn’t usually say much, to boot. []
  7. Yes, that sounded as awkward in person as it reads on screen. []
  8. Which is a total lie. My hair was short enough to see my ears as recently as September… []
  9. Yes, again… just as awk-sounding in person as in print. []

What. a. week.

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At one point this week, I had one of those rare “there is no more ‘nice’ left in me” moments. It was one of those weeks.

This is pretty much how I felt by the end of the week...
Courtesy of 7th period. This is pretty much how I felt by the end of the week…

Today is… a number of things.

Today is the thirteen years to the day that Magic Johnson announced his retirement from the Lakers due to HIV.1 I still remember that Thursday afternoon like it was yesterday.

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Today is also the official opening of Christopher Nolan’s “Interstellar”.2

And today was finally the end of the second six weeks3 which means that Season 8 is a third of the way through.4 Time keeps flapping its wings faster and faster, indeed.

  1. which the Lakers unbelievably trotted as “a severe case of the flu” for a couple of weeks []
  2. Can’t wait to see that thing in 70mm IMAX! []
  3. which was technically only 5 weeks but felt like fifteen… still not as bad as the 3rd, which is only 4 but will feel like forty. []
  4. Yikes!!! []

Guess My Age, redux

Some of the funniest moments of the year happen when we do “Guess My Age”.

For contrast, when we got to Leonardo DiCaprio…

Last year:1

Girl: Wait, he’s HOW old?!?

This year:2

Girl: I don’t care. If he’s 62, I’m 61.

o_O


leo-mack

Also, I decided to keep former Texas coach Mack Brown on the list. When I told them:

I considered kicking him off, but I didn’t have the heart…

…a young man in class today retorted with:

“UT did.”3


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Eight Nine weeks into the new season, and things are slowly4 starting to feel like home.

  1. Season 7 []
  2. Season 8 []
  3. That burned a little… []
  4. but surely []

What you know you don’t know

What you don't know

I’ve said it before:

Being a teacher gets more difficult with each passing year — not easier.

Granted, we probably get better at our jobs with added experience, but things sure don’t feel easier.

I keep holding my breath for the day that I realize that I’m wrong about this, but it’s becoming increasingly clear that that day won’t cross paths with me this year.

The poetic parallel?

“The more you know, the more you realize you don’t know.”


When I started this job almost eight years ago, I remember telling myself that it only felt like a proper “job”1 one day2 out of five, and that the other four3 felt more like a hobby.

And that has always been my point of reference — that if the “days where this job feels like a grind” quotient exceeds 1 in 54, that maybe something is wrong.

That if that quotient starts tilting the wrong way, that maybe it’s time to look for that sunset.

That’s the balance that I’ve been trying to get back to for these first seven weeks of the new journey, and thankfully, things are starting to feel like they’re settling into place.

Thankfully, these first seven weeks have been wonderful thus far.

Mostly. 5

  1. insert negative connotations associated with the word “job” or “work” or “grind” []
  2. well, maybe two days… []
  3. …or three. []
  4. or maybe 2 in 5, tops []
  5. Just hoping it stays at least “4 out of 5 days” mostly. []

Today is the center of a unimodal (and roughly symmetric) week.

I think most teachers – myself included – would never vent publicly about the difficulties of our profession — trust me, you couldn’t make up half of the stuff, nor could you imagine it unless you’ve been in our shoes.

But based on a number of things in life that have transpired over the past few weeks, this much I know:

If you have people in your life that you appreciate — including teachers1there’s nothing wrong with letting them know.

Because a new day does not always bring what one expects.

  1. perhaps, especially teachers, since I’m biased… but this is not on my behalf, rather on behalf of my professional kin. []

The crowd of people in the lobby that stood between me and my tacos.

The cafeteria at the Oak Hill Motorola1 campus had great breakfast tacos. Bacon egg potato cheese on grilled tortilla.

That’s all I was thinking about as I made my way from the parking garage into the lobby and saw the mob of people crowded around the television. For a selfish second I could only think of bacon egg potato cheese on grilled tortilla as I made my way towards MOS-11 that morning, thirteen years ago today, when I heard a guy explain to a friend that walked in just before me:

“Another plane just flew into the other tower from behind…”

Like anybody else will tell you: the rest of the day — nay, the week — was beyond surreal. 2 One of my coworkers and I had a conversation about how our different cultures3 tend to handle such national tragedies — would we sensationalize it on the news, or try to put it out of our memory and pretend it never happened? In the aftermath of the dot-com bubble burst — and in the context of the global economy — what happened that day may have marked an inflection point towards the current chapter of my journey, which began five years later (eight years ago, today).

That was before Facebook and Twitter and smartphones.4


A couple of years ago I asked my students what they remembered about that day. 5 Most of them told me that that was the day that they got to watch TV all day, and that their parents cried a lot.


I was eight when the Challenger explosion happened, and I barely understood much about that. 6


Yesterday I told my students that I actually remember life before the internet, and they asked me what that was like. I paused before answering, and said,

“It was easier to hide from parents.”

That apparently drew some heartfelt agreement. Seems that a lot of their parents track them via their smartphones. I cannot imagine life as a teenager like that.7


Tomorrow marks the close of the first 5-day week of the school year. While it’s been an exhausting one,8 it wasn’t close to being that bad.

  1. later Freescale []
  2. Newspaper front pages showed pictures of people that were caught above the floors where the plane hit choosing to escape from the tower by diving off the tower head-first — images that I will never forget []
  3. He was Indian, I’m Korean []
  4. Hey, iPhone 6 preorders begin tonight~ []
  5. today’s high school seniors were 4 or 5 on nine-eleven []
  6. I *do* remember that my school teachers were saying that one of the astronauts was a teacher — Christa McAuliffe — and that my friends laughed when some of the teachers said out loud, “that could’ve been me!” []
  7. Uh, not that I ever did anything bad when I was a kid, of course. []
  8. filled with grading AP Stat papers []